(5.14) 【每日一笑】soldier and the Nun
Soldier and the Nun
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later. "The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police came by and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister! You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ." The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
