Luckily Just A Dog
(Originally In English)
There was a person who was very, very greedy when
he was eating. One day, he was invited to a party.
He sat there as if the whole table belonged to him,
even though there were many guests around him.
He kept eating, eating, eating, fast, fast, fast,
all the time, one thing after another. The people
didn't know how to stop him. Then suddenly,
one person thought of a way of how to do it.
He asked the eating-like-mad person, "What
sign of zodiac do you belong to?" This person said,
"I belong to the Dog, my zodiac sign."
Then he asked, "We are in the middle of eating,
why are you asking my zodiac sign? What for?"
All the people said, "Why, so that we can be
prepared to protect ourselves." The person who
ate a lot said, "Prepare to protect yourselves
from what?" Then, the man who thought of the
way said, "Oh! It's okay now. Luckily you were
born under the sign of the Dog. If you were born
under the sign of the Tiger, then we'd have to run."
