Only Now Can I Tell The Difference!
(Originally In Chinese)
A woman went to court for a divorce. In response
to the judge's inquiry, she complained that her
husband was a hopeless alcoholic. "You have been
married for only three months and you want to
divorce him," said the judge. "Didn't you know he
was an alcoholic before you were married?" "No,
I didn't," the woman replied. "I didn't realize until
recently. I noticed the difference only when he
came home one day without being drunk!"
