who is nuts?
In a hospital for mentally disturbed people, when
the doctor walked into the room of a patient, he
saw him dangling from the ceiling. Being frightened,
he called the nurse to come and pull him down for
fear that the man might fall to his death. The nurse
said: "Doctor, every day this patient thinks that he
is a lamp, therefore, he often hangs from the ceiling!"
The doctor said: "No, you have to pull him
down at once; otherwise, he'll die if he falls down."
After a pause, the nurse answered:
"But the light will go out after I pull him down!